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Popped collars (on collars on collars).
2.
Hair so spiky that it added three inches to your height.
3.
T-shirts claiming you were a member of an "athletic club."
4.
EXTREMELY distressed jeans.
6.
Unnecessarily large diamond earrings.
7.
Hair bleached beyond all recognition.
8.
Trucker hats, especially from Von Dutch.
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Humongous cargo shorts.
10.
Patchwork denim jackets.
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Livestrong bracelets.
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Pants that were baggy enough that you could fit in just one leg if you wanted.
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Belts with at least three rows of studs.
15.
Blindingly white Air Force Ones.
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Turtlenecks with jackets over them.
18.
Large button down shirts opened to reveal a plain undershirt beneath.
19.
Or just wearing these kinds of undershirts as your actual shirt.
20.
Nylon or velour pants, likely from Adidas.
21.
Really tight shell necklaces.
22.
And basically everything in this picture.