1. My new 7' tall maintenance guy.

    I plan on needing lots of stuff fixed this summer.

  2. You should post pics Karen!

  3. ^And Idk where I was when this movie came out but apparently I need to go watch it now.

  4. It was the worst movie ever made. But Shelly Duval was born to play Olive Oyl.

  5. Seems like it was a musical? If so, all faults must be forgiven. Lol. That one clip was priceless. Lol

  6. Pretty much the only good part of the whole movie. You've been warned! :)

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    My pipes need a fixing...

  7. I think there's something wrong with my bed. I need help with it. Lots of help.

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    My locksmith...omg, I'm locked out again..he's hwat!  Big with big guns and those eyes..

  8. Lorraine needs her lock picked.
    ::rim shot::

  9. I'd pay just to watch.

  10. Asking him to pose for you Karen....for a class project. Lol

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    Crush?
    I sure crush 'em. With stiletto heels.

  11. Gotta save that for the second date Nadia!

    Is Fake Cory macking on me???

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    I think so, Karen.
    It's Cory after all.

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    Karen, yes, I do,  a combination lock.

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    I have a friend crush on a local guitar player he smiles and tlks way too much and he's rly funny- it's totally endearing

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  12. I wanna see Aubrey plaza eating pizza

  13. Olivia Munn can stand there too and just watch

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    Olivia Munn was hawt back in a day when she was on G4. Now, meh.

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    ...It is possibly because I watched too much of G4 back in a day...

  14. ::googles Olivia Munn::

  15. ^She plays Psylocke in the new X-Men movie.
    ew.com/article/2015/04/1…

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    Just saw a 6'6" tall handsome guy on the train. I swear his eyes were following me in a non creepy way:-)

    PS I had to log into a computer to edit the above. smh Samsung Auto-incorrect.

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    Current crush: Nick Jonas. When did HE go thru puberty? *googly eyes*

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  16. This guy: instagram.com/p/21hw8OQs…
    I don't even know his name but I'm going to see him on Saturday and try not to be creepy (er) about it.

  17. Sidny Deveraux, the Golden Glamazon.

    "With beautiful alluring features, and at a statuesque and very leggy 6'2", she is one of the tallest established performers the business."

    Hellz yeah!

  18. Kevin Bacon. So upset that The Following is over! :(

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    Never ask Kashif about Kevin Bacon...

  19. Series finale. The story line kind of made it hard to maintain after the first season, to be honest.

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    Ask him about Turkey Bacon

  20. Jonas still looks like an infant.

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    an infant with crazy abs.

    call me Shirley "Pedophile" T.

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    Or

    Shirley "Ferocious Cougar" T.

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    ::Paging the guy from How To Catch a Predator:: 3.bp.blogspot.com/_5bxPV…

  21. Shirley, you're on a NSA database now.

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    Karen, I have to alert the 1 mile radius grades schools of this.

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    Misty Copeland, Rosario Dawson, Eva Mendes, Zoe Saldana, Dania Ramirez, Aluna Francis, FKA Twigs, Kristen Wiig, Sarah Shahi, Ashley Madekwe, Padma Lakshmi, Aubrey Plaza, Anna Kendrick, Gwen Stefani, Winnie Harlow, Jhene Aiko, Penelope Cruz, Jackie Cruz, Tika Sumpter...

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    ^Angela Lansbury

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    Hoda Kotbe, Rihanna, Darlene Rodriguez, Paz Vega, Jennifer Lopez, Aaliyah, Amy Winehouse, Dari Alexander, Lauren Scala, Gloria Trillo, Dorothy Dandridge, The Real Roxanne, Jennifer Beals, Troian Bellisario, Audrey Tautou...

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    Nessa/Ness Nitty

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    Amy Winehouse.

    hey now. that's my fave. I dressed as her for Halloween before anyone knew who the hell she was.

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    I would love to see a pic of that, Shirley.

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    Since when did Shirlz move to Brooklyn?

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    Freida Pinto

    *waiting for Shirley Winehouse pic*

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    You horny FUC's need to keep my name out of your minds..

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    Nelly Furtado.
    MyVerse.
    40 B.A.R.R.S.

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    I'm Brooklyn born and raised just didn't realize my profile has NY.

  22. Shirley is in da house!

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    Shirley, you must be kidding

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    I could have sworn a year ago you were a NJ gal. Let me get my reading glasses.

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    Yea, I thought so too.

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    Yess, I lived there for a year. Blaaah.

    I love my Brookland. Glad I'm back.
    33.media.tumblr.com/c410…

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    where's the Shirley Winehouse pic tho? and what happened to Shirley Red Riding Hood?

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    uhh that's in the archives somewhere. hmm let's see if i can find it.

    I had the same exact tattoos also.

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    that's awesome you did the exact tats.

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    yeah like permanently done. then I got laser to remove them.

    I'm committed.

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    this is what I admire about you. well, one of the things...

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    Pictures with boyfriend are back up. This is my update.

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    yeah, but there's a really nice one of her in this pink/orange piece of attire that i'd need to see the rest of before comfortably naming what it is.

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    Brent, let's see your face.

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    I've seen his face. Now I'm a believer. Not a trace of doubt in my mind.

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    oh noes, you crushed your pinky toe? =(

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