Paskaleffat Vol. 1
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- DirectorMark L. LesterStarsArnold SchwarzeneggerRae Dawn ChongDan HedayaA retired Special Forces colonel tries to save his daughter, who was abducted by his former subordinate.NO NYT. TÄYDEN VIIDEN TÄHDEN ELOKUVA TÄLLÄ LISTALLA!? WUUUUUUUUUUUTT???
- DirectorSteven E. de SouzaStarsJean-Claude Van DammeRaul JuliaMing-Na WenIn the midst of a civil war in South East Asia, a general intensifies the climate of violence by kidnapping 63 UN delegates. To free the hostages, a colonel leads a group of fighters, who will have to use all their skills to be successful.Kun Van Dammen nimi lausutaan, silmistäni lentää kilo ripulia.
- DirectorMenahem GolanStarsChuck NorrisLee MarvinMartin BalsamAfter a plane is hijacked by terrorists, The Delta Force is sent in to resolve the crisis.Chuck Norris ei ole paska näyttelijä. Hän vain näyttelee huonoa näyttelijää ultimaattisen taitavasti.
- DirectorRichard DonnerStarsMel GibsonDanny GloverGary BuseyTwo newly paired cops who are complete opposites must put aside their differences in order to catch a gang of drug smugglers.Hiuksia ja asennetta. Klassinen taistelupariasetelma. Räjähdyksiä. Tähän aikaan Gibson taisi olla vielä selvinpäin. Onneksi oppi sekin ryyppäämään.
- DirectorLeslie H. MartinsonStarsAdam WestBurt WardLee MeriwetherThe Dynamic Duo faces four supervillains who plan to hold the world for ransom with the help of a secret invention that instantly dehydrates people.BAT-VITUN-MAN. Aidoissa kalsareissa. Tämä!
- DirectorAndy SidarisStarsRonn MossDona SpeirHope Marie CarltonIn Hawaii, an undercover DEA agent and her civilian friend stumble upon a drug trafficking operation, and have to enlist the help of all their colleagues/friends to go after the vicious drug kingpin.Ron Moss. Singolla ammuttu pumpattava nukke. Jos tämä ei yhdistelmä ei toimi niin mitä helvettiä?
- DirectorJohn CarpenterStarsRoddy PiperKeith DavidMeg FosterThey influence our decisions without us knowing it. They numb our senses without us feeling it. They control our lives without us realizing it. They live.Ihan hirveätä. Siis todella hirveätä näyttelyä.
- DirectorAdam GreenJoe LynchBear McCrearyStarsAdam RifkinSarah MutchRay WiseIt's the closing night at the last drive-in theatre in America, and manager, Cecil Kaufman's planned to show 4 movies; films so rare, they've never been exhibited publicly on American soil, until tonight.Neljä paskaa tarinaa, yksi paska elokuva.
- DirectorSteven KostanskiStarsMatthew KennedyAdam BrooksMeredith SweeneyA soldier, brought back to life as a cyborg, fights alongside a band of adventurers against demon hordes in a dystopian future.Niin järjetön konsepti, että pakko olla viiden tähden leffa. Pieni budjetti varmasti vielä tehostaa tätä elämystä.
- DirectorThomas J. WrightStarsHulk HoganJoan SeveranceKurt FullerA TV-network boss pits a wrestler called Zeus against a wrestler called Rip in a wrestling match."To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong." -Hulk Hogan
- DirectorTakashi MiikeStarsTadanobu AsanoNao ÔmoriShin'ya TsukamotoAs sadomasochistic yakuza enforcer Kakihara searches for his missing boss he comes across Ichi, a repressed and psychotic killer who may be able to inflict levels of pain that Kakihara has only dreamed of achieving.Splatter-elokuvien yksi klassikoista. Tarvineeko muuta sanoa.
- DirectorLloyd KaufmanStarsJason YachaninKate GrahamAllyson SereboffZombified chickens attempt to kill the fast-food workers that cook them in a restaurant built on an ancient burial ground.Mistä on huono elokuva tehty? Ripulista, tappajakanoista, persereikään katkenneista sormista. Tää on oikeasti paskojen elokuvien aatelia.
- DirectorPeter JacksonStarsTerry PotterPete O'HerneCraig SmithThe population of a small town disappears and is replaced by aliens that chase human flesh for their intergalactic fast-food chain.Peter Jacksonin paskin leffa.
- DirectorJohn De BelloStarsAnthony StarkeGeorge ClooneyKaren M. WaldronCrazy old Professor Gangreen has developed a way to make tomatoes look human for a second invasion.Tomaatit toimii helvetin hyvin salsassa ja paskassa kauhuelokuvassa.
- DirectorPeter GeorgeStarsGail NeelyRobert HardenBarry BrennerWhen the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surf punks in the post-apocalyptic future, his Mama hunts them down for some bloodthirsty revenge.Elokuvan tittelikin jo luultavasti kertoo tämän elokuvan paskat juonenkäänteet.
- DirectorJohn FortenberryStarsChris KattanWill FerrellRaquel GardnerTwo dim-witted brothers dream of owning their own dance club or at least getting into the coolest and most exclusive club in town, The Roxbury.Will Ferrell on paskojen elokuvien pelastaja. Se tekee niistä niin paskoja, että se pistää ajattelemaan.
- DirectorNgai Choi LamStarsSiu-Wong FanMei Sheng FanKa-Kui HoRiki-Oh, a young man who has superhuman strength, is incarcerated in a private prison, where inmates are treated like slaves. He is forced to use his unstoppable form of martial arts to destroy the corrupt officials and their lackeys.Loistavia ihmisräjähdyksiä!
- DirectorTom ShadyacStarsEddie MurphyJada Pinkett SmithJames CoburnGrossly overweight yet good-hearted professor Sherman Klump takes a special chemical that turns him into the slim but obnoxious Buddy Love.Eddie Murphy on kyllä huono, todella huono. Ja läski.
- DirectorEmanuele De SantiGiulio De SantiStarsEmanuele De SantiValeria SanninoChiara MarfellaHis life was torn apart when his wife was murdered by Mafia boss Denny. Filled with vengeance, Adam summoned a demon that endowed him with god-like strength so that he might survive his journey through Heaven's Valley.En jaksa edes kommentoida.
- DirectorLloyd KaufmanStarsWill KeenanAlyce LaTourelleLloyd KaufmanA homicidal maniac is on the loose in the city and the low-budget film crew of a Troma movie has the power to stop them.Troma Filmsien yksi kulmakivistä. Oikeasti ihan loistavaa paskaviihdettä kaikessa korniudessaan.
- DirectorRob ZombieStarsJoe AlaskeyKen ForeeSheri Moon ZombieA washed-up luchador and a super-spy investigate Nazi zombies, a nefarious scientist, and a stripper with a Satanic birthmark.Luultavasti ehkä hieman huono elokuva.
- DirectorStephen ChiodoStarsGrant CramerSuzanne SnyderJohn Allen NelsonAliens who look like clowns come from outer space and terrorize a small town.Tämä on listalla koska elokuvan nimi.
- DirectorJörg ButtgereitStarsBernd Daktari LorenzBeatrice ManowskiHarald LundtA street sweeper who cleans up after grisly accidents brings home a full corpse for him and his wife to enjoy sexually, but is dismayed to see that his wife prefers the corpse over him.Ruumiin rakastelu on herkkää touhua. Jos ei ole tarkkana niin siitä hommasta saattaa jäädä pelkkä luu käteen.
- DirectorDavid ZuckerStarsLeslie NielsenPriscilla PresleyO.J. SimpsonIncompetent police Detective Frank Drebin must foil an attempt to assassinate Queen Elizabeth II.Frank Drebin. Tarvitseeko oikeasti muuta sanoa, häh?
- DirectorBetty ThomasStarsHoward SternMary McCormackRobin QuiversThe autobiographical story of Howard Stern, the radio rebel who is now also a TV personality, an author and a movie star.Tisei ja pilui!